Oh Deer Jokes…Office Party Showstoppers…
Did Rudolph go to a regular school?
No, he was “elf”-taught!
No, he was “elf”-taught!
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He looks at his calen-“deer”!
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
“Horn”-aments!
What do you call a reindeer with one eye higher than the other?
Isaiah!
What do you call a three-legged reindeer?
Eileen
What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want because he can’t hear you!
What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy?
“Elk”-a-seltzer!
No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.
Happy Christmas!!!!
